How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

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What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

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What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

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roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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