- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

justin beiber sucks

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

it's funny because it's funny

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

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