Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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girls basketball

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

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Why didn't the man fall off his bicycle? Because He wasn't riding a bicycle!

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XD A COZY FIGHT XD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? I am gonna kick your ass, break your face and then give you a kiss on the cheek as your mangled corpse bleeds out... XD :)) THANKS FOR THE LAUGHTER XD XD Reminds me of a former comment where you describe the local weather, you know, we do not live that far away from each other, hell it was actually the time, we are completely in the same timezone, so anyway, do you also get cartoon network on your television?

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Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

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