How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

Ham sandwich

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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