- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

whats long and black on a black guy slavery

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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