Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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This is funny.

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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i am writing this because i felt like it.

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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You were born.

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

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How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

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