- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

I went to school. Then I came home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

You know what's funny? You got AIDs

whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

Q: How do you confuse more than 80% of the population? A: Mushrooms.

Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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