Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

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Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

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yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

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Why are women so obsessed with not having penises? I'm serious. Imagine an ordinary woman out there, who is not doing any of the activities that the women-not-having-penises thing is famous for. But I can pretty much guarantee that under her clothes at that very moment, she isn't having a penis. And for no good reason. Sometimes I suspect women keep up the no-penis thing even in their sleep. Frankly, I find that creepy. Why are women so obsessed with not having penises?

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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The WPGA tour

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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