ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

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What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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Poop...

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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Anti Joke

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