- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

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