- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

A guy walks into a bar. But it was a solid steel bar and suffered severe wounds and a concussion. Lucky for him a bystander saw this happen and called 911. The man was transported to a hospital where he eventually made a full recovery and returned to work after one year.

What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

If you'd turn to page 43 you will find the homework. Have a good weekend!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Anyone can post anything.

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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