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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

im telling maguire

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

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