Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

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Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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Your life

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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