- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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