- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

I love pissing people off :P

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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