A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Rush Limbaugh

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

seek beauty

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

i had a black friend once......just kidding

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Here's a joke for you, my life...

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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