- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

What comes after 69? 70

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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