- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

your mama's so fat... that's it

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

su algato es en fuego

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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