- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Dyslexia ruels!

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Homosexualism is so gay man

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

The chickens have become self-aware!

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