Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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