- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

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