- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

Yo mama so fat.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

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