- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

This is a joke.

no really what are ur names?

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

cancer

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

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