How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

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man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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