An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

What does greg and Ian have in common?

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

Caramel Boing.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Donald Trump.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

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