- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Gay republicans

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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