- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

Women's Rights

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

BBW BABY IS THE BEST BETTER THAN THE REST WELL EXCEPT MILF BABY. SUBSCRIBE TO BigHDGuns

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania