Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Jews

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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