- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

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