Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

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What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

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Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

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What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

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What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

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Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

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Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Anti Joke

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