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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

The chickens have become self-aware!

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

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