I need to start studying.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

Wanna hear a funny anti joke?...........................................................................................Funny anti joke

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Your mom is so nice.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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