- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

what has genitial warts? me

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

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