- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

my wife out of the kitchen

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

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