- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

What? Huh?

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

united we sit, cause we're fat

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

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