- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

How old are you? 7

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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