What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

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