- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

A fish swims up your penis...

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

5 people are walking

4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

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