What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

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I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

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Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

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Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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