- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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