Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

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Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

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There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

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all your base are belong to mark

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Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

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what's up? my penis.

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

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The WNBA is on the cooking channel

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

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A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

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A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

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Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

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