XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

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ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

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A man walks into a bar

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

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Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

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Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

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there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

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Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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