- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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