Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

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why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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So a seal walks into a club.

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Yanter, Look it up

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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PIED NINNY!

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What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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