Who wants water? I do.

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

Gretta has five legs? -no

My spelling is horrible

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

ure mama's so fat

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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