- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

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