- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

My spelling is horrible

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

I? Everett

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Logan's gay

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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