A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

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What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

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Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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whats worse than a kane nothing

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

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Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

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Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

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A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

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guess what? bannanas

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A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

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A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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