- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

whats brown and booky a book.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

What's better than a stick? A stone

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Irish sobriety

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

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Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

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