- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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