- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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