- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

Dwarf Shortage

Knock knock Come in

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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