- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

What do you call double A's? Batteries

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

how do you save a black man ... u don't

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