What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

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A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

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What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

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Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

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Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

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Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

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how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

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What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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