Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

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why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

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whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

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A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

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Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

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Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

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How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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