- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

i have two hands.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

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