There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

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Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

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Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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