- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

Why was the old lady sad? Her husband was raped by an angry gallon of milk.

why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

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What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

Q: What's the difference between a child dressing as a ghost for Halloween and a real ghost? A: About a tablespoon of arsenic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

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