- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

what's up? my penis.

Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

The WNBA is on the cooking channel

Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

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