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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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