- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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