- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Knock Knock No solicitors

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

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