thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

It says so on your cap.

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

whats white jizz

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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