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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

Killing your friend as a joke.

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

How did th-A fridge.

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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