Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

A fat guy!

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

Once upon a time, The end.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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