- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he died.

A fat guy!

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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