Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

your no better than a cockroach

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

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