- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

The duck didn't cross the road.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

Fine, ladies first.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

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