Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

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A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

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I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

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A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

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Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

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Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

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What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

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