A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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Granny porn!

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

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A lot eh?

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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