What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

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What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

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Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

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What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

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Whose your daddy? Not me

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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