Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

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Why shouldn't gingers smoke before they are 3? Because they have souls and still abide by the same rules!........................................................................................................................................ If you laughed at that you either don't like gingers or should be shot. And by the way... Why did Snape kill Dumbledore? Because he had to.

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want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

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What did the little boy with diabetes get for Christmas? A shot of insulin; just like every other day.

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A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

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Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

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What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

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Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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