How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

The holocaust

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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