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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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