- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a homosexual man have sex with a woman? shit in her vagina

What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Getting all F's on your report card isnt that bad.... I mean you could go home to find your whole family murdered and your Girlfriend hanging from a noose.

Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

What is green and slow Grass.

your face

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