- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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