What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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save me from the nothing ive become

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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