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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

I am a mime

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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