What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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