- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Once there was a girl named Andrea

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Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

To mama so old, she might die soon.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

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