- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mama's so fat... that's it

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

What is white and long? A New York winter

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

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