- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

N-E Pats never cheated

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

What's one plus one? two.

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

Indians

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

I <3 Hitler

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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