Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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