- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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