- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

Penis.

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

Three baby seals walk into a club...

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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