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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Poker face

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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