- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

Knock knock. Its open.

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

A muslim walks out of a plane.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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