What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

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A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

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suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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lets bomb africa

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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