Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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Tyler Bishop is a waffle

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What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

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Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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knock knock who's there Steve Go away

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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Anti Joke

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