- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*