What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

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What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

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Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

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A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

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A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

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Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

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If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

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A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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