- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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