- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

I like poop in my butt

What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

one morning i turned on my tv

A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

- Helen Keller

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

Did you know? . You already know!

A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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