Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

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So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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