one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

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Tall asians

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

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Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

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Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

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There was an old lady from Ealing Who had a peculiar feeling She lay on her back Opened her crack And pissed all over the ceiling The old lady then lay in her own waste for over two weeks due to neglect by uncaring nursing home staff. Six months later, a hidden camera documentary on underperforming care homes exposed the abuse and neglect and the old lady went to live with her son and his family. In the early hours of May 14th 2011, the whole family were killed in a house fire that gutted the home and saw fires spread to neighbouring houses. Firefighters say the blaze originated in the spare room and was caused by exposed wiring on an electrical blanket. Forensic experts said that the repeated urination on the blanket would likely corrode the wiring due to the acidic content of urine.

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Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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