- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Allah walked into AK Bar

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

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