- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

bite me

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

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