- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

Guest what? Dog

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

Smelly Indians.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

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