- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

your brother so fine that hes skinney

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

What's blue? The sky.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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