- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

knock knock!? . . No.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

gingers

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Lil Wayne

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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