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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

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